Once I get going in your area, I
can spread like wildfire. Every person I
infect can manage to infect at least 3 other people before they figure out that
they are sick with the flu. I try to get
into a kid first, and then I know I can spread to other kids in
school, at the playground, to mom and dad, the babysitter and even grandpa and
grandma. Getting started before the
holidays is great, because there is so much traveling, visiting and kissing,
and less time to pay attention to washing hands.
Sorry I make you feel lousy for a
few days, but that is the way I get around.
By the time your body figures out I am in you and starts fighting me
off, it has been 3 or 4 days and I have already gotten a lot of mileage from you.
I am a lot smarter than you think
because I figured out how to change just a little bit so that my baby viruses can
infect you again next year and you remain clueless.
There is one thing that I cannot
tolerate…the flu vaccine. Ouch, that
vaccine is the death of me each year!
The vaccine helps your body recognize that I am not welcome and starts fighting
me off before I get a chance to set up house.
How rude! Where would I be if
everyone got the flu shot and I do not have anyone left to infect.
Another thing that scares me is when
you cover your mouth when you cough. If
you cover your mouth with your hands, I get to spread out on the next thing you
touch. I wait around to hitch a ride
with someone new. Now if you cough into your
sleeve, like I saw some school kids doing, I don’t get to spread out! Icky sleeves, but that is NOT helpful for my
free ride to someone new!
Washing your hands! What were you thinking? Washing hands gets rid of me, the flu virus, and
protects you from getting infected by my friends and family. And I thought you were my friend! Please
keep this a secret between us. If
everyone washes their hands, I will have a hard time hitching a free ride.
Whhhaaaaa....... Here comes Yu know who.... RRruuunnn!
Doctor Yu says cover your cough,
wash your hands, stay home when you are sick and get a flu shot when it is
available. This will prevent influenza
from spreading...... Wwwwaassshhhh so long little virus!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhyayaiiii....
Diana T. Yu, MD, MSPH
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